Dog Logic Shirts

The Cat Had it Coming	The Cat Made Me Do It	Gee...Your Butt Smells Wonderful
Gonna Eat That?	I Lick it Because I Can	I Love Cats...I Just Can't Eat a Whole One By Myself
If You Can't Eat It Or Hump It...Piss On It and Walk Away	If You Had a Tail...Wouldn't You Wag It?	Live Long, Be Happy, and Don't Be Afraid to Smell a Little Ass Along the Way
Live Well, Lick Often, Love Unconditionally	Spay and Neuter Your Weird Friends...Leave My Junk Alone	Throw the Ball Throw the Ball Throw the Ball Dumbass